Just Inappropriate E-Cards

Mar 08 2012
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it…ah fuck it. Do you want to watch Scrubs and bone?Via someecards

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it…ah fuck it. Do you want to watch Scrubs and bone?

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Mar 07 2012
I love her smile. I love her laugh. I love how her eyes sparkle. I love how her farts smell like lemon pledge.Via someecards

I love her smile. I love her laugh. I love how her eyes sparkle. I love how her farts smell like lemon pledge.

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Mar 05 2012
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.Via someecards

Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.

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I’m a three finger girl.Via someecards

I’m a three finger girl.

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This past sex-filled weekend was fun. Sorry I had to ruin it by decimating your cervix.Via someecards

This past sex-filled weekend was fun. Sorry I had to ruin it by decimating your cervix.

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Let’s fulfill our bizarre sexual fantasies together.Via someecards

Let’s fulfill our bizarre sexual fantasies together.

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Coming home to you not being there isn’t nearly as fun as coming home to you and you fucking the shit out of me.Via someecards

Coming home to you not being there isn’t nearly as fun as coming home to you and you fucking the shit out of me.

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Hey lets get together and soak the bean.Via someecards

Hey lets get together and soak the bean.

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I’ve had sex with horses in Mexico. But your cock really takes the cake.Via someecards

I’ve had sex with horses in Mexico. But your cock really takes the cake.

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Sorry Mrs. Dean, but the Doctor’s report does say you are infected with pubic lice.Via someecards

Sorry Mrs. Dean, but the Doctor’s report does say you are infected with pubic lice.

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