Just Inappropriate E-Cards

Mar 05 2012
His “hollow weenie” almost ruined my favorite holiday.Via someecards

His “hollow weenie” almost ruined my favorite holiday.

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Are you still lying about having a working penis? Via someecards

Are you still lying about having a working penis?

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"I really wish Mom and Dad would go back to boning at night instead of in the morning during breakfast."Via someecards

"I really wish Mom and Dad would go back to boning at night instead of in the morning during breakfast."

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Six candles to represent the six times you’ll blow out my candle this evening.Via someecards

Six candles to represent the six times you’ll blow out my candle this evening.

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When it’s over, if you’re not constantly thinking about how hot and dirty it was…you’re doing it wrong!Via someecards

When it’s over, if you’re not constantly thinking about how hot and dirty it was…you’re doing it wrong!

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I promise my love, when you’re least expecting it, when you have no idea it’s coming…I’ll pin you to a wall and put my cock in you.Via someecards

I promise my love, when you’re least expecting it, when you have no idea it’s coming…I’ll pin you to a wall and put my cock in you.

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I’d like to welcome all new students to this survey course, “Negotiating for Sex: Haggling with Hookers.”Via someecards

I’d like to welcome all new students to this survey course, “Negotiating for Sex: Haggling with Hookers.”

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Is it okay for a surgeon to sew evidince of a crime into a patient as long as it’s in a sterile plastic container?Via someecards

Is it okay for a surgeon to sew evidince of a crime into a patient as long as it’s in a sterile plastic container?

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If scratching your balls was an Olympic event, I’d be winning gold medals for the squat and scratch! Bling-Bling!Via someecards

If scratching your balls was an Olympic event, I’d be winning gold medals for the squat and scratch! Bling-Bling!

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Mar 02 2012
It’s like damn cocktoberfest in here. I’m excited too but let’s not touch dicks okay?…ugh.Via someecards

It’s like damn cocktoberfest in here. I’m excited too but let’s not touch dicks okay?…ugh.

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